The “knock knock,” or “chicken that crossed the street” joke, has been a joke staple for many years.
These gems will make you laugh and smile from childhood through adolescence to adulthood. Here is a list of dirty knock-knock jokes with adult themes. The list contains 55 jokes, just 14 short of 69. ).
Enjoy!
- Who’s there?
master,
The master who
masters baiter - knock knock, who’s there?
Mike,
Mike Who?
Mike Oxlong - Knock,
who’s there?
Fire!
Who is the firefighter?
It’s not that bad.
Just blow me away! - Knock,
who’s there?
Pat, Pat, who is that?
Pat Myas - Knock,
who’s there?
The seamstress is a woman who sews.
The seamstress is who?
I am just trying to make the carpet match the drapes - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana, who are you?
Ivana lay you - Knock,
who’s there?
The waitress
The waitress who.
Just the tip I needed - Knock,
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood, who are you?
Heywood Jablowme - Knock, Knock,
who’s there?
Please pray for
Please pray for whom?
Only the missionary can I do? - Knock, Knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus - Knock,
who’s there?
lover,
Lover who?
it’s me,
How many lovers have you got? - Knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike Who?
Mike Weiner - Knock,
who’s there?
The mechanic
The mechanic who?
I heard that you wanted to have your rims painted - Knock, Knock, who’s there?
Black Beard
Black Beard Who?
Black Beard Pirate, I have that booty - Knock,
who’s there?
The dentist
The dentist who?
You had cavities that you needed to fill. - Knock,
who’s there?
Tag, who are you?
You said you wanted to be chaste, but I didn’t hear you say this. - Knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana, who are you?
Ivana had a great time - knocking
on who was there.
Toot toot
Who is the one who makes a loud noise?
no one,
It was just a motorboat. - Knock,
who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin Time for Something Naughty
The 20th of the 55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I have a poor knee,
Who is the poor knee?
We’ll have to take action about this.
21. Knock knock, who’s there?
I’m stuck here.
Who is stuck here?
I need someone to help me get off
22. Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Can I come inside?
Who can I invite to my home?
Just this one time, please
23. Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Dover,
Dover who?
Ben Dover will show you.
24. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Can I come inside?
Who can I invite in?
You…
25. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!
- Knock knock, who’s there?
Olive Juice
Olive Juice Who?
Oh, I also love you! - 27. knock knock
who’s there?
Cam,
Cam who?
Can I borrow some pants with camel toe?
28. Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her, who?
Ben her over, and I’ll handle the rest
29. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Tex,
Who is Tex?
It’s a tango, it’s a tex two.
30. Knock knock
who’s there?
Juicy,
Juicy who?
What’s so juicy about a lady’s rack, anyway?
31. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Willie,
Willie, who, you ask?
Willie Stroker, or should I?
32. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Jack,
Jack who?
Jack Goff
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike Who?
Mike Litoris
Knock, knock
who’s there?
How could you have forgotten my name last night?
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Turrets that interrupt their rotation
“Interrupting turn…”$h?t!”
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh, who, you ask?
Hugh Jass
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh, who, you ask?
Hugh G. Rection
- knock knock, who’s there?
Phil,
Phil who?
Phil McKrackin
The 40th of the 55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
40. knock knock, who’s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Child Dress
Child dress who?
You know, I never wanted to make you an adolescent.
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Balsac
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Craven,
Who is Craven?
Craven Moorehead
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Jenny,
Jenny Who?
Jenny Talia
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Tess,
Tess, who?
Tess Ticks
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Gordon,
Gordon Who?
Gordon Rams Me
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kimmy,
Kimmy who?
Kimmy’s head
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Salt,
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts
Knock knock, who’s there?
Dill,
Dill, who is it?
Dill Dough
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Taj,
Taj Who?
Taj Maddick
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Anita,
Anita, who are you?
Anita P. Ness
- Ding dong,
who’s there?
The doorbell was too high for me to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Erik,
Erik Who?
Erik Shawn
Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Excuse me.
Excuse me, who?
nevermind,
I’ll get out