Lesbians are diverse, with different cultures, colors, and backgrounds. They come from many different walks of life. All lesbians have two things in common: we love women and are funny. We’re so funny that many jokes have been made about us. Scientists are still searching for lesbians’ unique sense of humor. You’re probably just as curious as scientists if you’re reading this. This list of funny lesbian jokes will make you fall out of your chair and into the arms of a lesbian!
These lesbian jokes may seem rude or distasteful to some, but the lesbians are full of wit!
Lesbian Jokes That Will Make The Whole Room Laugh
- Fruit Loops.
- What is a lesbian’s favorite weapon?
Finger guns. - What will a lesbian not take?
Dictation. - What is a lesbian Pokémon’s favorite?
Squirtle. - What is a lesbian’s favorite food?
Finger food. - What are lesbians’ favorite art supplies?
Scissors. - What is a lesbian’s favorite contest?
Pie Eating. - What is the name of a lesbian finger?
Fish sticks - What type of food do lesbians love?
You can get anything to eat at a restaurant. - What type of chocolate do lesbians hate?
Nuts are present in some varieties. - What is a lesbian baseball fan’s favorite player?
Lenny Dykstra. - What is a high-level lesbian?
The carpet munchies - Where can lesbians go on vacation?
A lesbi-INN. - What type of train would a lesbian ride?
Subgay. - What is the most common hand disorder among lesbians?
Arthritis. - What is a high-level lesbian called?
Baked les-beans. - What is the name of a lesbian dino with a strap-on?
A peg-asaurus. - What is a lesbian’s signature food?
Munchables. - How do lesbians resolve a fight between them?
Rock, Papers, Scissors. - What is a butch lesbian spider called?
Daddy Long Fingers. - Why do lesbians dislike people named Richard
They’re Dic*s - What is a lesbian’s favorite candy?
Lick-orice. - What type of mollusks do lesbians love?
Octop*ssy. - What Disney character could a lesbian look like?
Lickey Mouse - Why do lesbians dislike Napoleon?
He was a dictator. - What is the catchphrase of a lesbian pirate
Scissors-Me-Timbers. - What can you find inside a lesbian house?
A lick her cabinet - What is a lesbian’s favorite product?
The tongue slips is a term used to describe a linguistic error. - What is a lesbian’s favorite holiday?
Easter without s. - What is a lesbian’s favorite bean?
Ones you can flick.
- What is a lesbian romance movie called?
Chick Lick - Why do lesbians dislike sports?
Because most involve balls. - What would you call a lesbian President?
George W. Butch - What do lesbians want for Christmas this year?
Mrs. Claus. - How can lesbians identify other lesbians?
They will salute with three fingers. - What is a lesbian’s favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker - What is a lesbian card game’s favorite?
Poke-her. - What do lesbians bring to a second date with them?
A U-haul. - What do you call lesbians who live in the north?
A Klondyke. - How does a lesbian asthmatic breathe?
In a flash. - What is the name of a lesbian with long fingernails and long nails?
Homeless. - How do lesbian snakes speak?
In tongues - What is a lesbian Pirate looking for?
Booty. - What is a lesbian called in a Chili’s?
Baby Back Butch - What is a lesbian wearing a strap-on called?
The whole she-bang - Why do lesbians love bowling balls?
You can put three fingers in the hole at once. - What do you call lesbians in racecars?
Fast food - What do you call hot lesbians?
Bushfires are a common occurrence. - What is the name of a can of tuna that a lesbian keeps in her back pocket?
Dip. - What would you call a lesbian closet?
A lick her cabinet - What did the lesbian frogs say to each other?
We do indeed taste like chicken. - What is a lesbian’s favorite phrase?
You can lick her in the front and poke her in the back. - What do lesbians bring to a first date with them?
A turkey baster. - What is a lesbian wearing braces called?
Box cutter - What did a lesbian vampire tell the other?
Next month, at the same time! - What do you call lesbian boxers?
Fruit punch. - What is the commonality between lesbians and M&Ms?
You can even melt them on your tongue. - What are the favorite movies of lesbians?
LGBTV. - What is the term for lesbian twins
Lick-a-likes. - Why do lesbians dislike the sun?
It creates vitamin D.
- Why do lesbians keep house cats as pets
They love to p*ssy - What is a lesbian’s favorite kind of restaurant?
All-you-can-eat Muffet - What happens when a lesbian gets into an argument with a friend?
It’s an excellent idea to lick each other’s sores. - What are the drinks that lesbians mix?
Ever-Queer. - Who is the lesbian Eighth Dwarf who accompanied Snow White?
Butchy. - What is a broken dildo called by lesbians?
A didn’t. - What is the lesbian term for Christmas?
The U-Haulidays – A great way to travel! - How do Roman lesbians s*x with each other?
It Caesar. - What is the name of lesbians’ strap-on?
Pixie stick. - What is the term for an ex-lesbian?
Has-been. - Why are there so many lesbians who are vegans?
They don’t eat meat. - What are the similarities between lesbians and drug addicts?
A-dic*-shun. - Why haven’t lesbians gotten the whole Bible read?
They stop at Eve. - Why do lesbians dislike their period?
MENstruation. - What is a lesbian dino?
Lickalotapuss. - Why do lesbians eat KFC?
It’s finger-lickin’ good. - Where can you find a lost lesbian?
No-man’s Land - What is a vegan lesbian called?
A Vagitarian. - What are lesbians’ favorite earrings?
Studs. - What would you call two women in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels - What is a lesbian’s favorite running shoe?
Dyke. - What is the name of a lesbian who has a long tongue?
The jackpot. - What is a lesbian cockblock called?
A beaver dam! - Why do lesbians get jealous of whales
They can hold their breath and have a tongue that is 9 feet long. - Why do lesbians excel at baseball?
They round off all bases and score.
Lesbian One-Liners That Are Too Good to Be True
- It’s impossible to spell lesbian without the i.
- Lesbihonest: I would never lie to a lesbian.
- Moses was not afraid of the Red Sea. Neither am I.
- Girl, I would hide all the chairs on the planet to let you sit on my face.
- You’re not me; that is what I will tell you.
- It’s not just a story. It’s my entire life.
- Although it is okay to be a lesbian, you shouldn’t put pineapple on your pizza.
- Lesbians spend their entire lives trying to return to a vag*na.
- Call me a vampiric because I’m not afraid of a girl bleeding. 10. Do not be a p*ssy. Eat them.
- A period does not stop anything other than a sentence.
- Do you need a seat? I am available.
- You came when I called with just one finger. Imagine what I could do with my entire hand.
- Foxes are smart. Roses are red. I love your p*ssy. Let me lick it forever.