In 2023, dating has never been easier thanks to modern technology. It’s easy to think that pick-up lines, whether cheesy or dirty, are no longer used. However, they can make the difference between spending the night alone with your teddy or going home.
What dirty pick-up lines should you keep in your head? Here are 50 of the best pickup lines to choose from! It’s a matter of confidence.
Dirty Pick-Up Lines: The Best of the “Best”
- Is it winter yet? You will be here soon.
- If I were a pizza delivery guy, I’d give YOU the tip.
- Do you support veganism? I have a safe sausage to eat.
- Are you a ghost train? I’m going to scream if I ride you.
- This drink is too high in calories. I have a way to burn off those calories.
- I love the dress but it would look better on my floor.
- Could you be an elevator? I would be happy to go up and down with you.
- Can I wear your shirt in the morning if I like it?
- Let’s make a sandwich. You have the buns and I have the meat.
- Do you go to the gym? You’ve been missing out on a great workout.
- Can you give me vitamin D? My doctor says I need it.
- What is your name? When I say it out loud, I want it to be right.
- Can we still practice if I don’t want to have kids?
- Are you a pirate? You might be interested in my booty.
- You made me feel so good.
- Can you join me in my struggle to sleep?
- Will you be the dessert if I buy you dinner?
- Shower together to save water and help Mother Earth.
- You are the only place that I haven’t yet visited.
- Would you bounce for hours on me if I were a trampoline?
- You are arrested if being sexy constitutes a crime.
- Does your mouth have room for another tongue to fit?
- If I were a judge I would have you receive the sex punishment.
- You can be the turkey, and I will be the stuffing.
- I’m driving! You don’t have to walk the shame tomorrow!
- You must be a bowl full of cornflakes because I want you to spoon.
- You look great in that shirt, and so would I.
- Do you have a spare condom I could use?
- Did you bring your umbrella? I’m expecting a stormy night tonight.
- There must be a mirror inside your crotch because I can see myself.
- You must be incredibly hot without clothes if you can look so good in them.
- Would you accept a free filling if I were a dentist?
- How about helping you to feel more comfortable, since your attire is uncomfortable?
- You have 206 bones in your body, do you think you can handle another?
- It looks like you’ve been sitting on a bag of sugar since your arse is so sweet.
- How did I get my muscles so big? You are a sexy lady.
- Do you believe that Karma does not exist? I have some karma sutras that may change your mind.
- If I’m wrong, then make out with me. But isn’t the Earth round?
- If I’m wrong, kiss me on the cheek, but fish can fly, right?
- Give me your number, and I’ll show you later how to divide and multiply.
- Are you google? You were the first result when I searched for “sexy singles in your area!”
- Are you a tree surgeon? I need to get rid of morning wood.
- Are you a farmer? I need to silence a rooster in the morning.
- Are you a plumber? I need to block a pipe.
- Do you have a gift of clairvoyance? You already know that I have something in my pants.
- Are you a magician? Can you make the boner on my leg disappear?
- Are you a personal trainer? I need to work on a particular muscle.
- Are you a professor? I want to test a sex theory on someone.
- Are you a vet? I need to have my cat examined.
- Are you a nurse? There is a throbbing feeling between my legs.