From inside jokes to corny humor, sharing a joke with someone can make laughing easier. Their sexual jokes offer a different kind of enjoyment. Here are some funny dirt jokes that will make him laugh and bring you closer.
Line jokes are easy to learn.
– “Is your name highway? “I want to ride with you all night.”
“Let’s Play Titanic. You’ll be the Iceberg, and I will go down.”
How much did you spend on those pants? You can get them at my store for 100% off.
Is there a small mirror inside your pants?” “Because I can see myself in your pants.”
Would you like to join my list of important things?
– “Are you a balloon? I want to blow your horn.”
Are you from China?” “I’m China, get those pants on.”
Do you have a button? “Because I want you to be on.”
– “Are you a campfire? You’re hot, and I want more.
– “Are you an elevator? “I want to go up and down with you.”
Corny Dirty Jokes For Him
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? I want you to be inside of me.
How can you make a table of pool laugh? It’s balls.
– I lost my virginity. Can I have it?
What is hard and dry when it goes in but soft and moist after? Gum!
What is long, thick, and filled with semen? A submarine!
– Why is Santa’s sack so big? He only comes one time a year.
What is the best thing about gardening? Get down and dirty with the hoes.
Why do Vegetarians Give Good Heads? They are used to eating only.
What is the sign of a closed brothel? We’re closed.
What did the banana tell the vibrator? Why are you shaking your head? She’s going to eat me!
What’s the difference?
What is the difference between a crack dealer and a crack dealer? A hooked can wash and resell her crack.
What’s the Difference Between 365 Used Condoms and a Tire?
The first is a good one, and the second is a fantastic year.
What is the difference between a woman who’s pregnant and a lightbulb?
The lightbulb can be unscrewed.
What is the difference between you and your spouse?
After five years, your job will be a waste of time.
What is the difference between oral and anal?
Oral can make your whole week.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
The one who snatches the watch is watched by the other.
What is the difference between a woman and a microwave?
The microwave can be turned on by men pushing the buttons.
What is the difference between “Ooh,” “Aah,” and “Ooh-Aah?”
Three inches is about right.
What’s the Difference Between Your Bonus Cheque and Your Penis?
Somebody will try to steal your bonus.
What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
The sex drive.
What is?
What do you call it when two jalapenos get together? Hot!
What is the name of a man with a tiny penis? Justin!
What do you call someone with a large penis? Phil!
– What would you call a virgin lying in a waterbed? Cherry float
What is the name of a useless skin piece on a penis? The man!
What is a lesbian dinosaur called? Lick-a-Lott-o-puss.
What is cheap circumcision called? A scam!
What do you call a professional fisherman? A master baiter!
– What is the name of a herd that’s masturbating cows? Beef strokin’ off!
What would you call a man who weeps when he is enjoying himself? A tearjerker!