Mexicans can be funny. At parties, kids will kick a donkey paper until it explodes with candy. They are great. We love them. This list will make you laugh, and others laugh, with any jokes about Mexicans. Prepare yourself for the ultimate collection of 120+ Mexican jokes.
120 Funny Mexican Jokes
- While waiting for the bus, two Mexicans talk. When the bus arrives, one Mexican says to the second “We should TACO on the bus”.
- What did the Mexican physician tell his patient about death? Be ready for a different Dia de los Muertos this year
- Why do Mexicans use Netflix? Netflix and Chili
- What is the name of a spider pinata called? Pinatarantula
- What is the Mexican tax system? Pinatax
- What is an image of a burrito with poor resolution? A burrito
- What is a Mexican dyslexic called? Dyslexia
- When the border guard notices that only one Mexican has the proper papers, he allows three Mexicans to attempt to cross the border. Only Juan crossed.
- Why did the Mexicans install mousetraps? Tequila mouse
- How can you contact a Mexican spy by phone? Agent Garcia
- What Greek god exists in Mexican culture? ChilAquiles
- What is the Mexican measure of matter? How do Mexican scientists measure matter?
- What is 6.022 1023 in Mexico? The Avocado number
- How do Mexicans sneeze? Quetzalquotle
- What is the Mexican soda drink? How do Mexicans drink soda?
- What is the payment system in Mexican stores like? How do you pay in Mexican stores?
- What is the best transport in Mexico? MexiCAR is the best transportation in Mexico
- What do you call someone who is relaxed? MexiCALM
- What is the name of a Mexican slut? Maria Hoese
- What is Santa Claus known as in Mexico? Hohohose
- Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? It was because there was chilli in the freezer
- How can you talk to a Mexican about something? You TACO it
- What is the difference between French and Mexicans? French say Oh La la, Mexicans just say Hola
- What is the best method of payment in Mexico? What is the best way to pay in Mexico?
- What would you say to an obnoxious Mexican? That’s Nacho’s business
- What’s the best birthday gift to give a Mexican tax accountant? A pinata
- What is the best Mexican city? WE Cancun
- Cancunroo lives in what part of Mexico? Cancunroo
- One Mexican said to another: I have something very important to share with you. The other Mexican replied: Let’s taco-bout later
- A Mexican worries that his girlfriend hasn’t answered so his friend tells them “Stop being jalapeno-headed about this”.
- What makes Mexicans laugh out loud? Hahahalapenos
- What are the signs that a Mexican may be nosy? When he gets jalapeno-related business
- Why you shouldn’t trust the taco chef They will spill the beans
- What is Mexico’s favorite 90s music band? Red hot chilli peppers
- What’s the main difference between Mexican and American hot dogs? Americans make hot dogs, Mexicans chili dogs
- Why do Mexicans not like high places? There is vertical
- When they discover that the place has already been used, two Mexicans hide a body. One of them discovers another place “We should burritover there”.
- Three Mexican bands: Juan Direction (also known as Juan Direction), Red Hot Chili Peppers (20 Juan Pilots), and Red Hot Chili Peppers
- What is the Mexican version of Mac&cheese? Mac&Chili
- Avichili: Best Mexican DJ
- What sport is the best for Mexicans? Border crossing
- What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing Mexico? Border Crossing
- The Spice Girls’ “Tijuana, Be My Lover” is the best song by a girl group in Mexico.
- Mary Jane is a Spiderman-inspired character in Mexico
- How did you find out she was Mexican? Chilli literally informed me that she is
- Why are Mexicans always carrying a cheese wheel? In queso-f emergencies
- Why do Mexican phones have a cheese smell? Phone quesadillas are used instead of phone cases
- Why did you receive the Mexican’s number? You can now taco-ver your phone
- Why do Mexicans include a Justin Bieber picture in their quesadillas? Just-in queso
- What is Shakira’s most popular song in Mexico? What is the most famous song of Shakira in Mexico?
- I took part in a race in Mexico. By Carlos
- Who is the richest person in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
- I attended a soccer game in Mexico. The match ended with Juan against Juan.
- I travelled by boat to Mexico. Vera-Cruise was the boat.
- What does the Mexican Marine say to his superiors? What do Mexican marines say to their superiors?
- What do Mexicans say about cold weather? Brrr-its
- I want to go to Mexico before I die. I’m going to go the Juan way
- Juan Solo and Obi Juan Kenji were the best Mexican characters from Star Wars.
- Some of the top Juan Direction songs are: Taco Chance on Me, Baby Juan More Time, Somejuan You Loved, Juan Way or Another, Somejuan Like You, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Taco Chance On Me, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, Somejuan, and Juan Way or Another
- The Mexican woman says that he is Juan, but the Mexican man thinks she has an affair.
- When I went to visit my Mexican friend, it was strange that there wasn’t Juan at the door.
- They are searching for a Mexican actor. The posting says, “Any Juan who is interested please come to the audition on Monday.”
- There’s a Mexican party. EveryJuan is going to be there.
- That Mexican movie es Juanderful
- The penguins were the best part of the Mexican Zoo.
- The Mexican guy will not stop talking to you. I told him “I am a nacho friend”, but he didn’t take it seriously
- This Mexican restaurant is amazing. This is another nachos restaurant.
- In a Mexican restaurant, I told the waiter that my quesadilla had too much cheese. The waiter then said, “O-Que! So that’s how it should be”.
- The driver of the Uber was Mexican and did not speak English. The entire way was guac ward.
- My Mexican girlfriend makes delicious quesadillas. The cheese is a great chef
- What do you call the Mexican ant? Immigrant
- I brought a sweater with me to Mexico for my vacation. It said that it would be Mexicold and Chili this week.
- Why are Mexicans envious of chicken? Why do Mexicans envy chicken?
- What does it mean to do a Mexican in a Lamborghini? GTA
- Why was the Mexican actor not cast in the film? The drug dealer had already been taken
- My last girlfriend was Latina. She is now M-EXican
- I saw this on a Mexican site. Mexi.com
- What does a Mexican do with an iPhone? Running away from the police
- What do you call a Mexican Restaurant with Live Music? Mariacheese
- What is Aztec’s favourite sauce? Mayonnaise
- The Mexican show was spectacular
- Where are the Mexican geniuses? Chili-con Valley
- What do you call a beautiful Mexican woman? Taco Belle
- Taco Belle is my favourite Disney Princess.
- I accidentally stole a Mexican’s meal at work. He said “That’s Nachos. It’s mine.”
- What do you call the Mexican cat? A Burrito
- What did the Mexican ghost tell his victim? BOO-Cerrito
- What did the Mexican duck tell the other? Quack-amole
- There are no books or instructions in Mexico, only manuals.
- What do you call someone who is Mexican but does not have a car? Carlos
- I fell in love with a Mexican. I thought she was a single woman, but it turns out she’s married
- Mexican literature is full of amazing novels, such as How Tequila Mockingbird
- Mexican children sing burritos, burritos, burritos, burritos, burritos, burritos.
- What is a Mexican disabled called? Mexican
- You can order butter by saying “Hey, man, tequila” in Mexico.
- What should you do if you see a Mexican running away? What do you do when you see a Mexican running?
- Why do Mexicans eat tamales and burritos at Christmas? To unwrap something
- What do you call an idiotic Mexican? Chili
- How to become a Mexican woman? Put mayonnaise on, make sure that cheese is illegal, and let the chilli sit for a few hours.
- Why is there a golden eagle on the Mexican flag? They want to be eagle
- What is the emergency number in Mexico? How do you call an emergency in Mexico?
- Have you heard about the Mexican version? Thortilla’s shorter and Hulk has been painted with guacamole.
- Did you hear the news about the Mexican astronaut? He spiced up a MASA rocket
- What is the name of a Mexican dinosaur? T-Mex
- Why do Mexicans make inch iladas (inch-iladas)? They are too short for anything larger
- How can you spot a Mexican among a group of people? Scream, “The police are coming!”
- Why are Mexicans so good at obstacle racing? They have a habit of running while jumping fences
- Why do Mexicans fail geography? They don’t understand where the border between Mexico & USA is.
- Why do Mexicans enter every building like they are the owners? It’s likely they built it or worked cleaning it
- Why do Mexicans try to avoid the cold weather? They fear ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
- Why are Mexicans prone to illness? They are illegal immigrants
- What’s the difference between a Mexican and a Notebook? A notebook contains papers
- When the cops ask for proof that a Mexican is American, he begins singing “Jose Can You See?”
- What is the main difference between an American and a Mexican product? The Mexican makes one, while the Mexican immigrant makes the other
- Why do Mexicans grow huge gardens? To learn how to mow the lawn
- My Mexican friend’s mother died. To make him happy, I say “mucho”, every time I see you. It means a lot.
- The ICE devised a plan for bringing all illegal Mexican immigrants into one place. No Juan escaped.
- Why does the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic attacks
- What is the Mexicans’ favourite Nordic God? Tortilla
- What are the mythological gods that Mexicans love? What are the Mexicans’ favourite mythological gods?
- What did the Mexican firefighter call his son? Hose A.
- What is the name of a Mexican who is taller than five feet? Mexican
- What do you call a missing Mexican? Lo-st-pez
- What should you do in the event of a fire in a Mexican-built building? To the M exit-co
- What do you call the Mexican who escaped prison? The Juan who got away