Deez Nuts jokes still make America a buzz. What is the origin of the name Deez Nuts?
Mostly, Immaturity.
Dr. Dre is to be credited with part of the phrase’s popularity. His 1992 album The Chronic, “Dez Nuts,” is credited with popularizing the phrase.
Over the past two decades, it has been used in pop culture. This guy, for example, thought it was hilarious that Deez nuts were brought to the “People’s Court.”
This incident has inspired many memes and spoofs.
“Deez Nuts” literally means a man’s crown jewelry. Welvin Harris made a joke call that led to the many “Deez Nuts” jokes now shared on social media.
He called his father to see if he had received any mail. He replied “Deez Nuts” to his dad’s “what,” referring to his danglers, before breaking into laughter.
59 Incredible Deez Nuts Jokes
1. How do you say, “Yes, you look good in Spanish”?
See Deez Nuts!
2. What is the most straightforward command you can teach your dog?
– I’m not sure. Perhaps rollover?
ROL-OVA Deez Nuts!
3. Would you like Apple to release a new product soon?
I hope you are right.
You hop on Deez Nuts!
4. This is so annoying! This isn’t very good!
What makes you suck?
You suck on Deez Nuts!
5. You can smell it!
– Nope. What is the smell?
It smells like Deez Nuts!
6. What happened in Kenya today, do you know?
You’re going to tell me.
Today, Kenya, FIT DEEZ NUTS in your mouth.
7. Please spell “indeed” in my stead.
No problem. I-N-D…
IN Deez Nuts!
8. Would you like to join me in the West Indies?
The West Indies
Deez Nuts?
9. Do not sit on it!
What do you sit on?
SIT ON Deez Nuts!
10. What was another name for Native Americans called?
You mean Indians, right?
I mean, Deez Nuts!
11. Hey baby. You can give me money to buy a new dress.
– Yes, but.
Oh no! Buts?
– Okay, baby. Then, I will only give you Deez Nuts.
12. What is your favorite day of the week? My favorite day is Wednesday.
– I’m not sure. Why Wednesday?
It’s only on this day that you can eat Deez Nuts.
13. You can move it?
What is the best way to move?
Move Deez Nuts!
14. Want to play my new game, Dintroller, with me?
What is the best way to play with it?
Deez Nuts is a fun game!
15. What did Sakon do?
– Sakkon.. who’s that?
– Oh no, don’t…
SAKKON Deez Nuts!
16. Is Phil with you, Paul?
No, Phil is here…
PHIL Deez Nuts!
17. Do you recognize Mr. Felfor, who lives next door?
– Mr. Feltfor? I don’t believe so. Why?
You FALL FOR DEEZ NUTS
18. Josh, I believe we need to take some time away.
Why would you ever say such a thing to me, baby?
Deez Nuts has made me tired!
19. Chef Boyardee pasta is my favorite!
Why do you love this?
The Chef BOY AR-DEEZ Nuts are always delicious!
20. Honey, I’m hungry. What foods do you serve at home?
What nuts do you have?
What nuts?
Deez Nuts!
21. Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
It’s Dee, your boy, let him in!
-Dee, who?
-Deez nuts!
22. Hey, you, my friend. I have a Pokemon card. Want to check out these cards?
Thanks for the offer.
Take a look at DeezNutz.
23. Student: I’m tired of getting Ds in every class.
Teacher: I am also tired of your not paying attention to my classes.
Student: I have trouble concentrating when I think about those massive D’s.
Teacher: What Ds are you referring to?
Student: Deez nuts!
24. Roses Are Red: Your eye will be Blue unless I place Deez Nuts deep within you.
25. Have you heard of the Russian billionaire Ivan Putindese
– Ivan Putindese?
Ivan PutinDEEZ Nuts?
26. Are you Mr. Landese, please?
– I am. Why?
Deez Nuts were on your porch.
27. Do you sell Foshake, please?
– Foshake? I don’t believe so.
Foshake Deez Nuts!
28. Hey, pal! I’ve heard you are Dee Dee’s best friend.
– Who’s Dee?
Deez Nuts!
29. Have you played World of Warcraft before?
Yes, I do.
Have you ever played as a goblin before?
No, I don’t think so.
You should Goblin Deez Nuts, dude.
30. Imagine dragons flying through the skies.
You can.
Imagine dragging Deez Nuts through your mouth.
31. You: “Teacher, what is 4 x 2?”
Teacher: eight
You: eight Deez Nuts
32. Dee: Yesterday, Dee asked you out.
Who is this Dee guy?
You: Deez Nuts!
33. Would you like me to purchase one of these?
– Yeah sure
Two Deez Nuts, please.
34. I’m sorry Suko hasn’t called you back
Who is Suko?
“SUKON DEEZ NUTS”
35. Where is your munyayo located?
– Huh? What’s that?
DEEZ NUTS
36. I need some of these, bro.
What is the’some of’?
Soma Deez Nuts
37. What size do you wear?
-I’m wearing double D’s. Why are you asking?
Because I would like to buy more Deez Nuts.
38. What will happen to the DN if Taliban rule is implemented?
What is DN to you?
Afghan person: Deez nuts
39. “I met someone in the store today who said they were Ugondese.”
Where is that? I’ve never heard about it.
UgonDeez nuts can be found in a variety of locations.
40. Are you hungry, or are you thirsty?
– I am.
Deez nuts are available.
41. Do you like tulips?
– Yes, why?
You’re going to love the two lips you get with Deez Nuts.
42. Good morning. Who is in charge here?
Deas, then, is in charge. Do you know him?
I don’t. What is his Instagram or phone number?
If you want Deez Nuts, I will give them to you.
43. Conversation in a Bakery
Hello, everything is fresh here?
– Everything is new as of today.
Can I have a sample?
What would you like to try?
– I wonder what Deez Nuts are like.
44. Why are you leaving your children here, honey?
What are you leaving?
Leave Deez nuts in the mouth!
45. You: Have you been to Chewons before?
You: No. What’s Chewons?
Me: Chew Deez Nuts
46. Do you still have any old music cassettes or discs?
Only albums.
Just look at Deez’s nuts.
47. Yesterday I saw you dance
– What? You saw me dance where?
You were in the club. I saw your hoodie.
-What hoodie?
Who Deez Nuts
48. You: Do you enjoy parodies?
Friends: Sometimes I do.
Me: How about a pair of Deez Nuts Enya mouths?!
49. Can I borrow your car, Mom?
– No, you can’t. Why don’t Deez nuts??
Mom…
50. What did you think of the storyline in this movie?
– Nah. I think we can do better.
Do you want to film Dez Nuts?
51. Would you like to try some of my goodies?
We do!
Here’s your bag of Deez Nuts.
52. How was your last doctor’s visit?
– I was fine, but my vitamin D levels were low. I need to spend more outside.
You can get your D.
-How?
Deez Nuts are available for you to take!
53. Have you ever seen Robin Williams in the movie House of D?
House of D? No.
House of Deez Nuts
54. Have you ever been to an exhibition?
-Yes, I love expos.
Expose Deez Nuts.
55. Orange juice is a popular drink.
Yes, I am.
Did you know the orange juice SunnyD can be harmful to your health?
I don’t know what…
Sunny Deez Nuts!
56. Are you a fan of boats?
-Yes.
What is your favorite type of boat to sail?
I like fishing boats.
What about tugboats
They are mighty
Tug on Deez Nutz
57. Want to join me on my trip to The Andes?
-The Andes? Where is that supposed to go?
The valley of An Deez Nuts is right around the corner!
58. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice, who is?
Can you fit a candied nut in your mouth?
59. Are you a squirrel?
You can also have deez nuts.