Some jokes are just too complex, while others may be too simple. These funny, corny jokes, from one-liners to Dad jokes, will make you laugh at any time!
The 100 best corny jokes of all time
- He didn’t want to ask anyone.
- What do you name a fish without eyes?
- What’s brown, sticky, and gummy?
Stick! - What did the officer say to his stomach?
You are wearing a vest. - Why do seagulls fly above the sea?
They would become bagels if they flew above the bay. - Why is grass dangerous?
There are many blades. - How can you make a tissue move?
You can add a little boogie to it - How did the fight between the two cats come to an end?
A huffing noise accompanied the screams and cries. - What type of music do the planets enjoy?
- What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet. - Why did the strawberry scream?
His parents were in trouble. - Why was the chicken crossing in the park?
Continue to the next slide. - Can February be March?
No, but April may!
It was framed.
- How do you awaken Lady Gaga?
Peck her face - What has a cap but no head?
Water bottle - What is black and white with a lot of reading?
Newspaper - What do runners consume before a race begins?
There’s no hurry! - Why don’t you give Elsa the balloon?
She will not let go! - Why did the ball leave early from the party?
He was in a good mood! - What did the football team’s coach say to the broken vending machine?
Please give me my quarterback! - Why don’t the people play poker in a jungle?
There are way too many cheetahs. - How can you ask a baker out?
Bring them flour - Why couldn’t he do his alphabet?
He got lost in the C! - Why did the student eat homework?
It was said to be a piece of cake - Did you hear the story of two men who stole a wall calendar?
Both of them got six months? - Why did Mickey Mouse travel to the space?
He was looking for Pluto! - Why can’t you have a nose that is 12 inches long?
It would be afoot. - How did the barber beat the other competitors?
He knew how to shortcut! - Did a policeman bust a trick when he pulled over a Uhaul?
- String instruments assaulted a man. A violinist performed the act!
- What was the reason why the toilet paper couldn’t cross the road?
It got stuck! - A fish in a tank asks the other, “How do you drive that thing?”
- What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear
14 carrot gold!
35. What is the equivalent of a coffee? Robbery?
A mugging!
Corny Jokes Part 2
- What did Captain Hook do with his hook?
Second-hand stores are a great way to buy used items. - Why did the tomato blush?
He noticed the salad dressing. - I got kicked out of a city park for rearranging squirrels according to height.
My critter size was too small! - What did the rabbit think after winning the lottery?
Super Hoppy! - What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58! - Why should you not fight dinosaurs?
You’ll get jurasskicked! - Does Hawaii allow loud laughter?
Is it just a ha-ha? - What happens when you pick the nose of a pig?
Ham boogers - What is a sad strawberry called?
A blueberry! - Due to quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
- Why are pirates known as pirates?
The ARRRR won’t stop! - What did the OOcean tell the sand about itself?
It just waved. - Why was the Ocean upset?
It felt a little crabby. - What is the reward for the dentist of the year?
A little plaque. - What did the woman say after all of her lamps were stolen?
She was thrilled! - A book fell onto my head. My shelf is to blame.
- I began telling everyone about the health benefits of eating fried raisins.
I’m raising awareness. - What is an angry carrot called?
A steamed veggie! - Why are ghosts fond of riding in elevators
They are more positive! - How can you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket - Why did the pie visit the dentist?
Get a filling today! - Why do teddy bears never get hungry?
The stuffed ones are always the same! - I lost an electron.
Keep an eye on them! - Do you know that an alligator can reach a height of 15 feet?
They usually have only 4. - Why did the cucumber dial 911?
He was in a pickle. - Why are cows wearing bells?
Their horns do not work! - What did the nut tell the other nut during a game?
I’m going to cashew! - The lightbulb didn’t eat much.
He wanted to eat a light dinner! - What do you refer to as a shaker-cow?
Beef jerky! - Are you an eyewitness if you witness a robbery at an Apple Store?
- What is a pile of cats called?
A mountain - I farted in my wallet. Now I have money for gas!
- What did the pig tell you when it was warm outside?
Here’s some bacon! - What did the circle tell the triangle about?
You’re pointless.
Corny Jokes Part 3
- Did you hear the story of the man who chopped off his left side?
He was fine. - What rock band has four men who don’t sing at all?
Mount Rushmore - What do you call the priest who becomes a lawyer
Father-in-law! - What is the name of an American bee?
USB! - Why do cows not have feet but hooves?
Lactose is a lactose. - I am afraid of speed bumps.
I’m slowly getting them over. - What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
- What is the name of a belt with a clock attached to it?
Wasting time is a waste of energy! - What is the name of a chicken staring at lettuce?
A chicken sees a green salad. - What did the clownfish say to the shark when it ate him?
This is a bit funny. - What happens to French fries after a while?
They ketchup it! - Why don’t ants fall ill?
They have anty-bodies! - What did the traffic signal say to the opposite traffic light?
Don’t look, I’m changing! - Where did the cat run after it lost its tail?
The retail store is open! - What size tree can you hold in your palm?
A palm tree! - What is the flower between your nose, chin, and mouth?
Two lips! - What do you call it when a cow jumps onto a trampoline?
A milkshake! - What is the tallest building in the world?
The most important reason to choose a library is that it contains the most significant number of stories. - Mayo is the name of my horse. Because mayo neighs!
- Why does Waldo wear only striped shirts?
He doesn’t want his face to be seen! - What do you call an apathetic kangaroo?
A pouch potato! - What mistakes can ghosts make?
Boo-boos! - Why do bees stick to their hair?
They use honeycombs as a base! - What do you get if you cross a piggy with a cactus?
Porky pine! - What do clouds wear underneath their shorts?
Thunder pants! - What is the name of a bear without teeth?
A gummy teddy bear - What is orange and sounds similar to a parrot
A carrot. - 97. What rhymes with brown and snoop
Dre… - What did the buffalo tell his son when he took him to school?
- Why did the student’s report sheet get wet?
He had a grade below the C-level.
- What is the difference between ignorance & indifference?
I don’t care and don’t want to know.