Imagine this. You notice a hot guy in the next bar. You meet your eyes softly. Why not? You begin to think about what you want to say. You have already used the classic pickup lines and don’t want your words to be cliche. You want the dirty lines, the ones which will make him question his beliefs and principles. You’re not looking to be safe. You want to hit a home run.
Here are 69 dirty pickup lines that will make a guy flutter their wings and do other things.
Dirty Pick-Up Lines For Girls
- Are you afraid of being confined? Tonight, I will wrap my thighs around you.
- How much weight can you lift in the gym? I want to see if that’s possible in bed.
- Are you Aquaman? Because you sure do make me wet.
- Do you have a vacation planned soon? This bulge is packing.
- There’s a saying that a beard can scratch an itch. I have one down there. Can you help me?
- It’s not surprising that global warming is a problem with all the hotness around.
- Are you Siri? I would like to ask for a few things later tonight.
- One day I’ll be able to tell my firstborn about this night and how we lovingly created him.
- The lust for you is killing me. I thought I could handle the six first deadly sins.
- Do you prefer boxers or briefs to wear? You won’t be needing either tonight.
- Thankfully, I am not lactose-intolerant because I will be drinking milk the whole night.
- You just met a snake charmer. I’m going to make that one-eyed serpent cry white tears over me.
- Are you Thor? I want to show that I am worthy of carrying that hammer.
- Can I have one of yours on these hot days?
- Your clothes are perfect for my bedsheets.
- Who said that you had to bring me out to dinner first before taking me to the restaurant? Let’s go straight to dessert.
- Are you Santa Claus? I’d love to jingle those bells.
- You’ll have to force me into breaking my fasting because I’ll be eating this early.
The 19th of the 69 Dirty Pick-Up Liners to Say to a Man
- Have you been to Disney World yet? Tonight I can take you to Splash Mountain.
- Can we go to batting practice? Your bat is ready to be swung.
- Can you show me how to use the knob on a manual transmission?
- These clothes are expensive, but I will be wearing them tonight.
- Know how to pick locks? My keyhole is wide open for you.
- It’s a custom in my country to kiss people on the lips when greeting them. What is a slow way to say “hello?”
- I hate when people pull on my hair. I would love to hate you this evening.
- A great cowboy can ride a bull. But a good cowboy can tame it. Will you be kind to me or great?
- Dress up! I’ll play the pinata, and you will be the stick.
- You can be my doctor. You can play my gynaecologist.
- Beat this bush instead of circling it.
- Can you lend me your stomach? I don’t own any pillows.
- I feel like a vampiric vampire and I want to take everything from you.
- Do you have pets? You can see my cat tonight.
- Trick me to be your Halloween treat tonight.
- My favourite position to be in is kneeling and begging for the rain.
- When I’m finished with you, you will be producing powdered Milk.
- I like to imagine myself as your mother’s opposite. You slipped out of her but you will slide into me.
37th out of 69 Dirty Pick-Up Liners to Say to a Man
- It’s already cold in my bed without you.
- Uranus is a great place to start if you want to be an astronaut.
- You are a great baker. This oven is already heated.
- What’s your name? Just wanted to confirm the words I will be shouting tonight.
- What do you think of B D S M? Continue is my safe word.
- What size are YOU? What size are you?
- You.
- How far can I push? How far can I push?
- Are you a good cook? I would love to order two eggs with a sausage.
- These lips would perfectly align with my southern lips.
- Can you rub your dirty pants with my abdomen?
- In my youth, I would get up at night to drink a cup of cow milk. Now I get up at night to buy a lot of man’s milk.
- Can I still ride Uber at home if I cannot find any Uber?
- Did you know that today is my birthday? Because I’ll blow that candle the whole night.
- Can you give me your Vitamin D if my doctor told me I had a vitamin deficiency?
- You can be my Santa Claus. You can slide down my chimney this evening.
- You can make me your damsel if you force me to strip.
- You’re a fckable. Some people are admirable and others are formidable.
55th out of 69 Dirty Pick-Up Lines to Use on a Guy
- Would you please help me to lose my virginity again?
- Play Whack-A-Mole because your friend is about to pop.
- Do you enjoy seafood? I’ll give you my oyster.
- Can you please give me a glass of milk, I am so thirsty.
- You can find my address at 69 Nood Avenue. Would you like to visit?
- Want to see a trick of magic? I can make 5 inches disappear.
- You would not have found the hottest partner if I hadn’t swiped right.
- Can you help me untangle that bone?
- I don’t like being slapped. You’re free to break the rules.
- I’ve never been to Australia, but would love to.
- Would you please let me finish before you?
- Can I try a sample of your sweets?
- Do you want me to carry the babies or just swallow them tonight?
- It gets heavier every time I look at it. Do you need help?
- You seem to be dirty enough. Let’s go.