If you have a regular job, chances are, like most of us, you live on Fridays. While Monday is the victim of hatred from many people who have jobs and even some people who don’t (What’s your problem with Mondays, Garfield? You’re unemployed), Friday is the hero of the working week and the third most popular day of the week, after Saturday and Sunday, of course.
To get you ready to celebrate the start of the weekend with us and get you into a Friday mood, we have compiled a list of the funniest 50 Friday-themed jokes.
Along the way, you’ll find a few jokes about some of the best-known variations on the Friday theme, such as Black Friday, Casual Friday, and Good Friday, and a whole section of jokes on the second spookiest day of the year after Halloween – Friday the 13th.
Happy Friday!
NOTE: While the best time to read these jokes is on Friday, they can also be read during the rest of the week!
10 Jokes About Everyone’s Favorite Weekday
Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?
They’re week
Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is sadder
What did the lazy person do the day after Friday?
Sat
When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?
When it’s a Good Friday joke
Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?
Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?
When you realize it’s Thursday
What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday?
Nothing
What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?
Genes to work
What did the accordion player say on Friday?
Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday
Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out?
He wanted a day off
Ten Friday The 13th: Jokes That Will Have You In Stitches
What song do you sing on Friday the 13th?
Voorhees, a jolly good fellow
What day is worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 13th
What’s Friday the 13th?
It is the day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees with a box of Cheerios?
A cereal killer
When does Jason Voorhees get amazing deals on hockey masks?
On Black Friday the 13th
When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?
On Casual Friday the 13th
What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant?
TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th)
Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th?
Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get
I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious.
I’m just a little bit superstitious.
Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th?
Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious
10 Week Friday Puns
What’s a burger chef’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day
What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?
Fly-day
What’s a sad person’s favorite day of the week?
Cry-day
What’s a fat person’s favorite day of the week?
Pie-day
What’s an introvert’s favorite day of the week?
Shy-day
What’s a con artist’s favorite day of the week?
Lie-day
What’s a narcissist’s favorite day of the week?
My-day
What’s a shopaholic’s favorite day of the week?
Buy-day
What’s a tailor’s favorite day of the week?
Tie-day
What’s a rugby player’s favorite day of the week?
Try-day
Famous Fridays – 10 Pop Culture Jokes About Everyone’s Favorite Weekday
What do you put in your drink on Friday?
Ice Cube
When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
Friday
When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
Next Friday
What’s the best music to play on Friday night?
The Weeknd
When is the best day to go racing?
Fri-Daytona
Why was Robinson Crusoe embarrassed when he got rescued?
They found him on Friday
What do you need if you have Friday I’m in Love stuck in your head?
The Cure
What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?
Black Friday
When did Rebecca Black buy the dress she wore in the Friday video?
On Black Friday
What’s the best soap opera to watch before the weekend?
Fridays of Our Lives
Ten Friday one-liners
Friday is my second-best f-word after food.
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.
It’s Friday night. It’s time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.
I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.
It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom.
Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.