Do you prefer an uninteresting hen night or a fantastic, fun-filled night connecting with the ladies through the most hilarious hen games? We thought so!
On Bewiseprof.com, we’ve made the following list of ‘Would You prefer …’ questions that range from the humorous and odd to the hilarious and outright ridiculous (“I couldn’t believe that you have asked this!” “I can’t believe you answered!?! “).
Find the answers below!
What better way to make it more exciting and use it as a fun alcohol-related sport (it is a hen-do at the end of the day!)? The question should be asked aloud to the group, and those that are not in the majority must drink!
Funny Would You Rather Questions
- Do you prefer an extremely annoying high-pitched voice or a truly male voice?
- Do you want an entire moustache for a year, or keep your hair on for the next ten years?
- Would you rather ditch your smartphone or put on Crocs for the remainder of the time?
- Do you prefer to clog the toilet during the first date or on your first day of a new job?
- Do you want an unusually large toe or an unusually big ear?
- Do you prefer to be three feet taller or 8 feet tall?
- Do you prefer to work naked for an hour or get taken two miles away from home while naked and have to get back home?
- Do you prefer the smell of cheese (which was left out in the sunshine) or the Hamster cage (which hasn’t been cleaned in at least a fortnight)?
- Do you prefer to become a genius, or well-known but dim?
- Do you prefer an ear that never ceases to grow or ears that grow forever?
Dirty Would You Rather Questions
- Would you rather be whipped or be whipped or be
- Do you prefer to have your hair pulled, or have to scratch your back?
- Do you prefer to be dominant or be dominating or be
- Do you prefer an entire cupboard of sex toys or cute outfits?
- Would you prefer to spend the night with someone on your first date, or wait six months?
- Do you prefer to have amazing sexual sex lasting for only ten minutes, or a normal sexual experience that lasts for an hour?
- Do you prefer your spouse to be romantic or kinky?
- Do you prefer to swallow or do you prefer to spit?
- Would you prefer to go out by turning on the lighting, or the light off?
- Do you prefer to be sexually active in the shower or at the table in the kitchen?
Hard Would You Rather Questions
- Do you want to accidentally send a sexually inappropriate image to your dad, or boss?
- Would you rather quit a sexual activity or cut down on food?
- Do you prefer to have your parents walk in on you having sex, or let them look in on you while having sex?
- Do you prefer to be in a telephone box filled with ten snakes or ten Tarantulas?
- Do you prefer to say your ex’s name during sex or say your partner’s best friend’s name?
- Would you prefer to have the appearance of a pensioner and a body that resembles a twenty-year-old, or your pensioner’s body with an image of a 20-year-old?
- Do you prefer to be funny, but stupid? or boring, but extremely intelligent?
- Do you prefer to be rich or famous?
- Do you want to meet the person you love instead of a million dollars?
- Do you want to travel around the world for no cost or have a meal at any time for no cost?
Weird Would You Rather Questions
- Do you prefer arms longer than Mr Tickle, or legs shorter than E.T.?
- Would you rather drain the pool with just a fork or enter the water for a half-hour with the jellyfish?
- Do you prefer to drink soup from the farmer’s welly, or the sock of a binman?
- Do you prefer to not have a sense of smell or no sense of taste?
- Do you prefer to be able to have your name tattooed across your forehead, or not have front teeth?
- Do you prefer to let old crusty drink milk from your belly button daily for a whole year, or drink milk from the belly of a crusty old man’s button each day for a month?
- Do you prefer to fight either a badger or a kangaroo?
- Do you prefer to eat an uncooked loaf of bread or drink a pint of whipped fish?
- Do you want to be in a world in which you dance instead of walk, or sing instead of talking?
- Would you prefer to be sharing a bed with a walrus, or an eel?
Deep Would You Rather Questions
- Do you prefer not to be able to taste or not be able to perceive colours?
- Do you want to know when you die or even the day you’ll die?
- Would you prefer to change the past, or be able to see to the future?
- Do you want to be a magician but still reside on earth, or in a fantasy land and be normal?
- Do you want to pursue your passion or find that special someone in your life?
- Do you prefer an attractive or intelligent partner?
- Do you want to know when the world started or when it will come to an end?
- Would you rather winter forever or summer forever?
- Would you prefer to fly or to disappear?
- Would you rather be on an island living alone or with someone you don’t like?