There are many types of penises around the world, and you might not know it. Here is a list of the most common types.
The penis is a magnificent, mysterious and amazing thing. It can be bonier, but it doesn’t have any bones. People can claim that some men think with their dicks but their dicks sometimes seem to have their thoughts. There are many types of penises, and none are the same. This adds to the mystery!
The long, elongated, lumpy combination of skin, blood, muscles, veins, hair, and skin has been a source of pleasure for many over the years. The penis can come in many shapes and sizes depending on where it is placed under the pants. It may not be the most attractive thing, but it serves a purpose.
If you are a woman who has had her fair share of schlong you will know that there is more to a penis type than just left, right and centre. Each one has a unique look, feel, and behaviour. You will be pleased with their different ways of pleasing your needs. Some may take you by surprise while others can be quite surprising.
There are many types of penises. However, you should love your man and his family.
There aren’t two types of dicks. You should also love your man’s penis. We’ll be open with you, vaginas aren’t the most beautiful thing in the world.
You would be very upset as a woman if you were made to laugh at your lady bits. Never laugh at a man’s appendage. It’s part of you, so just see it that way.
Penises are not pretty. Instead, focus on the benefits they offer and not how it looks.
There are 18 types of penises that you might find in your bed
These types of penises will help you to be able to get into bed with your guy the next time you go out with him. You’ll be ready for anything. You don’t want to catch you off guard with your pants down. *Unless it’s truly THAT beautiful …*
Here’s what you need to know:
1. The grower
This is the most prominent classification of the penis. This type is more discrete because you don’t know how far it can grow unless you are there with him. It might appear small at first but if you rub it a bit, it will grow 2 to 3 times its original size.
Magic! This is one of those types of penises that will truly make your eyes widen.
2. Shower
“What? “What? You may have snatched a few glances at your officemate who seems to be quite wealthy, but when Christmas arrives, you both find that you are just as raunchy at his house.
Showers can be very extravagant, but once they get too hard, the original size and length of the showers will not change.
3. The banana
The name alone is enough to tell you what it is. This type of monkey pole can be bent and shaped just like a banana. When they are flaccid they may seem straight out, but they will bend when it gets hard.
Although it may appear small, you can still try it. You might be amazed at how well it rubs against your clitoris or G-spot. You should be careful when walking the dog. You may end up walking strangely. This is one of those dicks that will positively surprise you.
4. Thor
The penis isn’t as big and ripped as the comic book hero. This penis-type Thor was named because it resembles a hammer. The head is large and the shaft small, much like a mushroom. *We’ll use the name “hammer” for its more sexy sound and we’ll be tackling a mushroom penis later.
This dick is the best for touching your entire vaginal wall. It can also touch your G-spot with shallow thrusts.
5. The’shroom
The mushroom manhood is a bit like Thor’s head, but with more, shall I say exaggerated features. The mushroom manhood is usually smaller and has a more round head, much like an umbrella or mushroom cap. Doggy is the best choice to get the most from this old chap. It allows for deeper thrusting and makes the base rub against your clitoris.
6. The ‘C’ penises are the most awkward of all the types.
Simply put, the shape of this cock is “C”. This refers to a penis that bends right when it is raised. Peyronie’s disease, which results in a slight distortion of the penis, is caused by a plaque that forms along the penis length. Accidents or trauma to the penis can also cause this C-bend.
Although sex for the C Penis can be very painful, spooning and saddling can make it very enjoyable. The vagina can keep the dick inside straight, so this one is the easiest to do anything about once it’s in.
7. The ‘S”
The “S” penis is a stranger and less common option than the “C.” It bends in an “S”, a strange, purple-coloured monster that appears to be slithering.
This schlong is not unusual in its shape. It may be attached to someone who is a freak in bed. You can get an “O” depending on how he uses his package. This shape can have a tingling effect that can be attributed to it.
8. The chode
It is wider than it is tall, and it is the Danny DeVito penises. Don’t let this stump turn you off. It can be quite large, typically measuring 4 to 5 inches. However, it can still be delightful as it will fill every corner of your vagina.
This little guy can reach maximum climax by using deep thrusts. Make sure you have plenty of lubrication. This is the best dick we’ve ever seen.
9. The pencil
The love rod is as straight as a rod. It looks straight and thin, almost like a pencil. It has a head that is nearly as wide as the shaft. This makes it appear very slim and elongated. This can be quite long so ladies with broad shoulders won’t feel the friction.
You might also find it irritating to your cervix. These types of penises are best for women who are spooning or on top. However, you should be cautious when performing anal as you might end up with a stick in your genitals.
10. The carrot
The carrot is the most attractive penis for women. It’s thin at the ends and thickens gradually at the base. It is smaller at the head and wider at the shaft, creating a triangular shape that provides gradual pleasure for any woman, in any position. The penetration is smooth and easy, but the “ooh la la” sensations will increase as the stiffy gets in deeper.
This penis type is also beneficial to those who like anal, as the narrow-at-the-top-and-thicker-at-the-base shape, which somewhat resembles the shape of a butt plug, makes anal penetration a lot easier.
11. The old one
The old man looks old. It seems like it is buried under a foreskin robe that is droopy, which makes you wonder if the old chap is erect or flaccid.
It can be hard to find pleasure even with the ‘old’ one, no matter how mysterious this withering rod might seem. This is perhaps the type of penises you will need to work harder with.
12. The woolly mammoth
You may recall Mr Snuffleupagus from Sesame street. This penis is an old relic from penises of the past. Today, hygiene and grooming standards are much more prevalent than they were in caveman times. The shaggy shagstick can be very puzzling and pungent, as you don’t know exactly where the penis ends.
13. The Curver
This is a type of penis curve. Although this may not sound good, it is perfectly normal. This type of penis can be very frustrating so it’s important to experiment with different angles and find the best angle for you and your partner.
To get the same advantage, you can also try positions in which you point the curve towards the front wall.
14. The circumcised
The foreskin has been removed from a circumcised penis. This allows you to see the head even when it is flaccid. To reach the skin, you don’t need to push it back. It doesn’t matter if the woman has a foreskin or not.
15. The uncircumcised
The uncircumcised penis still has its foreskin, unlike the circumcised one. When the head is erect, only a small portion of it is visible. It all depends on how much skin the man has. An uncircumcised penis is not a disadvantage.
You can use it as a pleasure-inducing penis sleeve. It can be flipped back and forth over your head. You can also pull it back to expose the head for greater pleasure.
16. The hairy
This type of penis has hair at the base and around the balls. You might also find hairs on your shaft. It doesn’t pose a problem, but it is best to keep it trimmed. A clean, fresh penis is always a good thing.
17. The veiny
This is one of the most common types of penises. Penises can have many veins, especially when they’re erect. A veiny penis can be attributed to genetics or muscle, but you shouldn’t worry if you can see them. A penis with less veiny will feel more comfortable than one that has penetration.
18. The freckled
We all know the meaning of freckles on our faces and other body parts. Penises can also have freckles. It all comes down to pigmentation. Some areas of the penis may be more prominent than others. It is a visual issue and not something to worry about.
Many types of penises still offer pleasure
They are amazing. They are fun to play with, please us, tease and get the job done.
There are many ways to get sexual pleasure, but there is more than just a well-endowed pecker. To get the best out of a penis, both men and women should know how to maximize it. You can maximize your sexual experience by learning about the many options available.
There you have it. Here’s the scoop on our favourite men and the various types of penises that they use. We discovered that not all wangs can be equal. One thing is certain: weiner beauty lies in the eyes of the owner and the beholder.